Hella Drunk is the brain child of Jordan Hawker and home to his many imperfect thoughts on the world of spirits! Here you'll find ratings and tasting notes from a wide variety of whiskey, wine, rum, and more.

Don't forget to check out details on our Hella Drunk Rating (HDR) system!

Our Team

Jordan Hawker

Jordan is a lover of all things alcohol. He's particularly fond of whiskey and wine, which you'll find to be the primary focus of his work on Hella Drunk. When it comes to whiskey, you'll often find Jordan sipping bourbon or scotch. In the world of wine, he's particularly familiar with Northern California and gravitates toward Barbera, Pinot Noir, Zinfandel, and Port.

Jordan works full-time as a software engineer for LinkedIn. He also has many other passions including video games, fantasy novels, board games, and roleplaying. When he's not working or writing for Hella Drunk, catch Jordan streaming live on Twitch!

Our Friends

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